Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 March 2015

How to write Poetry the quick and fun way: 'The Ten Minute Poetry Challenge'!

Writing Poetry the quick and fun way:

The Ten Minute Poetry Challenge!


I stumbled upon a poem called ‘Good Books’ by Edgar Guest while sitting in my dentist’s waiting room this morning and it made me realise something: I haven’t written - or even read - a single poem in ages!

So, while I was sitting there I decided to try a ‘Ten Minute Poetry Challenge’ (I’m sure I’m not the first person to have such an idea ;-).

It involves having 30 seconds to quickly think of a topic and decide on which type of poem you’re going to write, and then use the rest of the ten minutes to actually write the poem. Try to give yourself at least a full minute before the end to read through and check for any basic errors. Then think of a title and hey presto, your poem is born!
And remember, while you are writing poetry, you are a poet. Maybe not a professional one, but at that moment you’re a poet nonetheless!

Here is my effort from the waiting room earlier today, called ‘Remember Your Shadow’:

Shadows are scary when you don’t know
What they belong to or where they’ll go
They change shape throughout the day
They have no name but they never stray
Yet they disappear in the dark
And it’s difficult to see one from a shark
Shadows follow you around the park
But they never ever leave a mark
You’re never alone when you’re with your shadow
But people forget, or just don’t know
Sometimes they walk right over it
Even if they didn’t mean to do it
You can make your shadow climb the wall
Or use it to make your hands into a ball
Watch it grow across the hall
Rise up to the ceiling, then quickly fall
Shadows can change
You can watch them rearrange
They can warn you
They can cover you
They can shelter you
They can scare you
Some have two heads
They can even have three legs
Others look like giant birds
Or like buffalo travelling in herds
Well, my ten minutes have now passed
No more shadow poetry will I cast
After reading this, please remember your shadow
It’s the one thing that sticks with you, wherever you go...

If you think this one isn't so bad, there a couple of 'bonus poems' I spent more than ten minutes on in my 'Smell of Poo' Children's Story Book Collection, here:

'The Smell of Poo' poems: 'Your Poo & You' + 'Who Dunnit?'
'The Smell of Poo' poems: 'Your Poo & You' + 'Who Dunnit?'

Coming from Liverpool, I’ve always been aware of poetry and a ‘poetry scene'. I think it takes courage to recite your own work in public. Here’s what happened when writer Marcel Theroux – son of acclaimed travel author PaulTheroux and brother of brilliant TV journalist Louis Theroux – came to Liverpool to write and perform some poetry:
Marcel Theroux tries live Poetry in Liverpool
Marcel Theroux tries live Poetry in Liverpool


liverpool poets poetry scene
Liverpool Poets

Here are some other links that might help inspire you:




Why not have a go at the ‘Ten Minute Poetry Challenge’ and share your work here? You can do it anywhere, whether in your break at work or school, while sitting on the sofa at home, or even when you stop along the way outside wherever you are, be it a park, cafe, waterfront, you name it..

Let your surroundings inspire you. You don’t even have to read it to anyone, just have fun with it, it’s a great creative outlet – though the trickiest thing can be rhyming, in which case you can cheat a little by visiting here:

poetry poems rhyme zone
Find a rhyme at the Rhyme Zone

If you want a few hints and tips, go to the ‘For Poets’ page to help start you off...

writer's guide to Poetry
The writer's guide to Poetry

Take care, enjoy, and happy writing!!!


Sunday, 21 December 2014

'The Secret Adventures of Fart Boy' children's chapter book is here!

'The Secret Adventures of Fart Boy' children's book: Out Now!

Another Smell of Poo children's chapter book is here!

funny superhero children's story book
The Secret Adventures of Fartboy on Amazon

Little Stevie Size has a secret superpower. However, he has only ever used it in his imagination but one day at school he needs it for real! Can he save himself and his friends from big bullies, mean teachers and overly friendly girls? Will he survive his most difficult day ever without anybody discovering his secret?

funny children’s chapter story book for Primary School kids of all ages to enjoy. Parents and teachers will also like reading this humorous story, while it’s suitable for reluctant readers too.

(for ages 6-10: 4600 words)

Here's an excerpt from Chapter Two: 


‘Fartboy’ is what Stevie secretly called himself. Sometimes, when his parents were out, he would draw a large ‘F’ on the front of his pyjamas and wear a sheet around his shoulders like Superman’s cape, flying around the house by using his jet-butt and fighting imaginary criminals with his amazing bottom smells.

His biggest dream was to do this in real life. Stevie wanted to be able to use his clever little bottom to fire a smell in any direction – and at almost any distance – he liked. He tried practising his smell-making skills whenever he was alone, which meant his bedroom eventually smelled so bad that nobody ever went in there, not even his poor pet dog...! 


Then one day at school, Stevie found he needed to use his rumbling powers again, and more than ever before. It was a day that he would never forget...

The story also includes the bonus poem (or 'Pooem'):

                       'Who Dunnit? (A smelly classroom mystery)'

A ‘who dunnit?’ rhyming mystery about Stevie's classmates whom he suspects of making a smell, while phonetically covering the alphabet at the same time!

'The Secret Adventures of Fartboy' is available here:

Friday, 19 December 2014

Mr & Mrs Poo children's chapter book is out now!

'The MisAdventures of Mr & Mrs Poo'

funny children's story book poo adventure
The MisAdventures of Mr & Mrs Poo on Amazon


A new 'Smell of Poo' Children's chapter book is here!


A couple of Poos find themselves in danger after being ‘born’ into the outside world. They have to survive a variety of unexpected problems while also trying to 'stick' together!


funny children’s chapter story book for Primary School kids of all ages to enjoy. Parents and teachers will also like reading this humorous story, while it’s good for reluctant readers too.

(for ages 6-9: 2600 words)

Here's an excerpt from Chapter Poone:



'Hey, maybe we can find another dog’s bottom to hide inside?’ Mrs Poo wondered.

‘Ah, that’s a fine idea!’ Mr Poo gave his wife a big squelchy hug, then shouted ‘Look out!’ and threw her onto the ground.

Out of nowhere, a gigantic pair of two-legged monsters came running towards them. The Poos froze on the spot, terrified. The monsters were moving too fast for them to get out of the way.

‘Eurgh, dog poo!’ one shouted as she saw the Poos right in front of them.  ‘Argh!’ screamed the other, jumping over Mrs Poo.

The monsters looked behind them as they carried on running. ‘That’s horrible, I nearly ruined my new jogging shoes!’ ‘Yuck!’ the Poos heard them say.

‘Hey, less of the horrible thank you, that’s my wife!’ Mr Poo angrily shouted after them.


This book also includes the bonus poem (or 'Pooem') 'Your Poo & You':

A poem about our differences and self-acceptance in the shape (literally) of our poos!


'The MisAdventures of Mr & Mrs Poo' is available here:


Friday, 5 December 2014

'The Smell of Poo' children's book collection is here!

Smelly Children's Stories are here..!

pooh children's book collection box set amazon
The Smell of Poo children's book collection!

Don't be alarmed, the books don't really smell - but they are about quite smelly things...


'The Smell of Poo' children's stories are nearly here! A funny collection of short chapter books for Primary School children of all ages to enjoy (including developing / newly-confident / reluctant readers).

They will make kids laugh and hopefully think a bit as well! Parents and teachers will also like reading these humorous tales...

There are five stories and two poems altogether, all of which feature a set of 'follow-up questions' at the end - and for just half of the combined total price you will be able to enjoy the full collection:

‘The Smell of Poo’ Children’s Books:

The Misadventures of Mr & Mrs Poo

A couple of Poos find themselves in danger after being ‘born’ into the outside world.
PLUS: Bonus 'Pooem': 'Your Poo & You'
(2250 words, ages 6-9)

Stanley and the Poo Monster

A boy’s attempt to stop being bullied at school goes wrong in a big way!
(2800 words, ages 7-11)


The Poo Princess
A poor farm girl gets unexpected help from a gremlin, with surprising results!
(2500 words, ages 6-9)

The Secret Adventures of Fartboy

Stevie has just one talent but uses it to good effect during a difficult day at school!
PLUS: Bonus 'Pooem': 'Who Dunnit? (A smelly classroom mystery)'
(2850 words, ages 6-9)

Ghost Poo and the Haunted Toilet

A boy desperately needs to do a poo - but ends up getting the fright of his life!
(6700 words, ages 7-11)

funny children's story book
Ghost Poo & the Haunted Toilet



'Smell of Poo' Children's Story Book Collection

You can also enjoy all 5 stories in just 1 book available here (both for Kindle and in Paperback):



Wednesday, 12 November 2014

The online Writing Guide is here!

The online Writing Resource Guide is here!


Writing Resource Guide


I've been writing for a while now but only as a hobby. However, having taken a break from the day job to be able to spend some time finally producing a few stories, I first had a look all over the web for hints, tips, guides and courses that would help me hone my craft and learn more about the publishing process.

There was so much information out there it took a while to separate the 'wheat from the chaff', and to help save other writers precious time (which would obviously be better spent writing), I've compiled the best courses, links and resources I could find into a list that can be found in the page entitled 'Writing Guide' at the top of the screen.

writing guide


There's something for everyone in there, covering everything from the best free online writing courses to advice on all aspects the writing process. There are also resources for poets and plenty of valuable information on marketing and publishing.

I've also created a page full of links to fun and effective language and literacy resources for young learners to check out.

Ok, that's enough from me, just click on the 'Writing Guide' page at the top of the screen and away you go!

P.s. If you have any other such useful links, please add them in the relevant comment sections, thanks! And if you're still struggling with the whole thing, just remember...


Writing Quote